Twilight fans proceed with caution. altho im not being as brutal as i usually am. most of the stuff are actual reviews.

but first...
ISNT THIS SKIN ADORABLE?!!! I IKED THE MILK ONE BUT THIS ONE IS BETTER

Twilight is like having sex with that one guy that you think will be great in bed, you try to get in to it, you really do, but by the time it actually gets good, and i use that term lightly, and builds up for the climax, he pops and he falls asleep on top of you...so youve wasted your time and wasted precious braincells, and all the while you get left hanging.

lol...so.

Anyone see new moon? i most definetly wont (unless i get raped by it, like when i woke up one morning at my dads and twilight was on >>....WORST MORNING EVER)

I heard it was boring.
i bet it was.
the commercials were laughable. especially Jacobs 'transformation'

*shakes head* Meyer....you have ruined werewolves and vampires....if i ever see you in public i will smack you...

terribly sorry for fans..ill get to the.....pro sides...soon >>

Rob Pattinson would be almost decent if he didnt look like a foot and he wasnt so damn squirrely...and dont get me started on that HAIR. his accent makes him just bareable...altho i never really remembered Rob with a accent.....eh.....he was adorable as a child tho. but then something went...terribly...TERRIBLY wrong..

enough of foot boy.

my moms friend at work is obsessed with twilight and rob pattinson, to the point of not doing work and staring at him all day on the computer....

did i miss the day where every single female's brains just went caput? -___-

im tired of girls and there 'shrines' to him in their lockers.

his ellen interview was sad...not emotionally sad but god...he was pathetic...squirrelier than my cat.

Kristen stewart was always a dumb actress....i never liked her. her voice annoys me. shes too pretty to play bella.....altho they could of casted a dog to play bella and girls would still look up to her....he...it....whatever the hell it would be.

Taylor is actually cute...in an adorable way. hes too good to play in this movie.


on to the pros...
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how about reviews (hopefully some positives cuz i cant really find good ones)

Okay, I'm just going to say it. The Twilight Saga: New Moon is not a perfect movie. Critics — the really nasty ones — are going to nitpick and tear it to shreds. Which is really a shame, because while it is not a perfect movie — it's a wonderfully enjoyable movie. (For this fan, at least.) I’ll be honest, New Moon is my least favorite of the books — but I felt a new sense of appreciation for it while watching it unfold on the big screen.

The Twilight Saga: New Moon is also a huge step-up from Twilight, in many ways. The overall scope and feel of the entire movie is both bigger and better.... And oddly enough — it actually felt to me like there was more romance between Bella and Edward in New Moon than there was in the first movie.... Can I also just say thank you to the folks who injected New Moon with all the action scenes?

all i have to say to this...if you think moving in slow motion and speeding up is called an action scene, you obviously were deprived as a child of actual intertainment...

The Twilight Saga's second installment may satisfy hardcore fans of the series, but outsiders are likely to be turned off by its slow pace, relentlessly downcast tone, and excessive length.
-Rotten Tomatoes

ive heard this many times by fans. not the hardcore ones but the regular normal people fans who actaully get on with their lives..

It's Shakespeare on training wheels made for future Lifetime viewers.

i lol a little...lifetime is for lonely women who dont have enough action in their lives

It’s intellectually and socially detrimental to both literature and cinema, simultaneously. The fact that so many girls will see this movie and drink up the messages like poisoned Kool-Aid depresses the hell out of me.

THIS is GOLD...this is EXACTLY why i HATE the series so much, it is that the message the series sends is not exactly what i would call a good influence on young girls.

I didn't hate this movie... If only we could get rid of Edward and Bella, I think I might actually become a fan.

excellent, lets get RIGHT on that

well im pretty much done....ill probdo this again when *shudders* Eclipse comes out...next...year...*sighs*...and america will fall into a teenage wannabe emo/vampire stage who obsesses about....big suprise...vampires.
....oh wait.

also....
why the FUCK is the word SAGA in the title?!!! Saga is a term used for something epic and awesome and something that can actually be considered for a major hollywood award like an oscar....
im done ranting....i just wanted to replace my previous journal with this one....

like i said, forgive me twihard fans. leave your comments, good, bad, hate, love. all will be read with much humor...


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with the best title EVER....LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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